What's Frank all about, anyway? Even I don't know, and I was the one who created him. He seems to just like hanging out on the periphery, attempting to blend into the woodwork. Maybe occasionally he'll poke his head around a corner just to see what is going on. He doesn't say anything, and his vapid facial expression could mean total obliviousness just as easily as it could indicate that he has a rather passive, zen-like approach to whatever the heck happens to him. Who knows? He's an enigma in a dress. Rumors abound that there is actually more than one of him. However, most people scoff at the idea that there could possibly be more than one of *that*. There is also a rumor that he won first prize in a beauty pageant. The congratulatory tiara has yet to be located, either in his living quarters or on his person.